Breakfast: Porridge with salt. Why? Entitled to breakfast. Had salt as honey and seeds is a bit cake-mixture like.
Lunch: Tin of tuna + mayo. Why? Hungry – entitled to lunch.
Drinks: Teas. Coffees.
Snack: Mini roll at work. Why? Thought it so small that it wouldn’t do any harm. Also thought it would be tasty.
Fruit: 2 or 3 satsumas. Why? Needed energy. Healthy.
Snack: Choc before going out delivering leaflets for energy.
Alcohol: Red wine. Port. Gin and tonic.
Comment 1: Have put a large bottle of Evian in the fridge ready for later.
Comment 2: If I’m not obnoxious tonight, I’ll buy a new book tomorrow. It will be by one of the following: Alice Hoffman, Maggie O’Farrell or Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.
Dinner: Steak in mushroom sauce. Sweetcorn. Why? Entitled to dinner.
Extra mushroom sauce straight from the pan. Why? It was there. It’s really nice. I was inebriated.
Matchsticks and more Italian chocs. Why? Can’t remember as inebriated.
Pecan Pie. Why? Would have been rude to refuse what a guest had brought and I love Pecan Pies.