Meal 1: Pasta with sauce from last night.
Meals 2 & 3: Poppadoms then jumbo prawn curry with shared keema nan, side and rice and samples of other people’s foods.
Snack: Hanuta Haselnuss Schnitte.
Drinks: Tea. Cordial.
Alcohol: 3rd bottle of champagne: 3 units. 3rd bottle of wine: 3 units. Bailey’s coffee: 1 unit. Another 3rd bottle of champagne: 3 units. Large gin and bitter lemon: 2.5 units. Total: 12.5 units.
Comment 1: ‘Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ worked when I was in poppadom mode. I pushed the plate to one side.