Goose Egg

I bought a goose egg, sourdough bread and butter from Newbury Market today. The three worked very well together.

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Slim tips from The Mirror:  Imagine people telling you you look slim.

1. I will always have another day to eat this.

2. It’s not free and it will cost me to eat this.

3. I have all my life to eat cake/pizza. Looking the way I want to look is more important right now.

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One thought on “Goose Egg

  1. Holy crap. What words of wisdom. Also… The Mirror? FFS The Mirror? Why? Are you doing the grand tour of crappy tabloids?

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